Media Day Edition
In honor of Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch’s decision to attend the annual Media Day event only to repeat “I’m here so I don’t get fined” in response to every question, I have a few questions.
If any of my readers can forward this edition to Mr. Lynch, I’d appreciate it.
- Mr. Lynch, is it fair to assume you are an arrogant pr***?
- As a follow up, how long would you say you’ve been an arrogant pr***?
- Do you expect to be an arrogant pr*** for the foreseeable future?
- Are you as stupid as you are making yourself appear?
- Have you taken so many blows to the head that you are incapable of realizing that the media promotes your sport, which increases the audience, which allows you to make 30 million dollars per year?