SEUSS ENTERPRISES SETTLES TRADEMARK CASE

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

This is how almost all lawsuits end

The parties get battered and bloodied and mad

Then they shake hands and settle and everyone’s glad

And this is a case like most of the rest

No trial, no putting the claims to the test

But the settlement serves a critical function

Seuss Enterprises gets a final injunction

Say goodbye to “The Places You’ll Boldly Go”

The court order makes that a definite so

And bloggers like me will have no more fun

Cause this fight is over, finished and done

But the lesson I think is still very clear

If you’re messing with Seuss, watch how you steer

Seuss was a kind man, God surely knows

But his heirs have no problem kneecapping their foes